Director of Netflix Binging
Director of Netflix Binging
Job Description:
Do you have what it takes to binge-watch without blinking? If yes, then we want you! We’re hiring a Director of Netflix Binging to watch, review, and recommend the best Netflix shows—without feeling guilty about that 5th episode at 3 a.m.
Responsibilities:
- Binge-Watching: Watch entire seasons and be the first to review them.
- Snack Pairing: Perfectly pair snacks to each show.
- Show Recommendations: Suggest the best shows to friends, whether they ask or not.
- Comfort Is Key: Be ready with the comfiest binge-watching setup.
Skills:
- Remote Control Expertise: No more pressing the wrong button!
- Snack Mastery: Know which snack goes with what genre.
- Marathon Skills: Watch 10 episodes without a break.
Perks (Incredibly Fun and Quirky!):
- Endless Netflix access, because who needs to wait to watch the next season?
- Personal snack delivery service—pizza, popcorn, chocolate—whatever you need to survive a 10-episode marathon!
- The "Do Not Disturb" sign will be provided. Your binge-watching time will remain sacred.
- The world’s comfiest couch, guaranteed to make your "one more episode" decision impossible to resist.
- Unlimited refills of caffeine and pizza because that's what your soul needs to get through 5 seasons in a weekend.
- A "free pass" to skip all the unnecessary small talk when you’re watching your favorite show. (No one can interrupt you!)
- No judgment when you press “Skip Intro” 20 times in a row. We’re all about efficiency!