Job Title: Marvel’s Ultimate Fan – Ticket Seeker Extraordinaire

Job Description:

Are you so excited for Captain America: Brave New World that you've already mentally planned out your snacks for the movie? Is your heart racing at the thought of buying tickets—before they’re sold out? Well, we need YOU! As a Ticket Seeker Extraordinaire, your mission is clear: Get the best seats in the house, preferably in the middle, and make sure your popcorn-to-soda ratio is perfect (no one wants to get distracted from Steve Rogers’ next big heroic moment).

Your responsibilities will include:

• Scouring every website, app, and social media platform to find those elusive early bird tickets (and make sure your browser doesn’t crash).
• Calculating how many snacks you can afford while still keeping your wallet intact (because who doesn’t love a good oversized soda and nachos?).
• Convincing your friends to split the costs, because you know you’re going to need them for post-movie analysis.
• Offering your professional opinion on which Marvel character would definitely have a snack-related superpower.

Required Skills:

• Mastery in clicking "refresh" at the speed of light (because tickets sell faster than a superhero landing).
• The ability to make very tough decisions about where to sit in the theater (middle row? Back row? Next to the guy who always tries to sneak in his own snacks?).
• Understanding the deep importance of a good seat and why anyone who arrives after the trailers start is automatically the villain.
• Willingness to do whatever it takes to avoid spoilers (even if it means muting your whole feed for a week).